Because I am gross.
So I have taken it upon myself to name each of those little “oh god” that happen after you eat at certain restaurants. I am of the opinion that each one is slightly different and has a specific effect. I hope you enjoy.
- The Rubio’s Rumbles
- Domino’s Drip Drops
- In n out Slow Implosions
- Panda Express Eruptions
- Chipotle Odorous Show in Tell
- Mcdonalds Mccramps and Mcraps
- Del Taco Gas Factory
- TacoBell Tummy Tantrum
- Starbuck’s Coffee Spurts
- BurgerKing Backwards Bulimia
- Carl’s Jr. Three Day Journey
Due to my busy schedule I have eaten a lot more fast food than I had intended. This is by no means a complete list but it has been a fun little exercise in creativity and bodily functions. It is not exactly the most lady like thing to discuss but it is not my fault that humor and femininty don’t go together.
I have also been a bad girl and started drinking soda again because”I need caffeine” . Luckily I have been working out like a fiend to combat obesity but I think I am going to give it up again this week.
All the extra sugar has not made my skin happy, like it is super pimply, you would think I washed my face with old Carl’s Jr. frier oil.
Imagine driving up to the Carl’s Jr. Window with an empty Neutrogena Face Wash bottle and “asking for a refill”.
I don’t think anything else gross has really happened to me, other then my innate ability to find gum that has been stuck to a bottom of a desk.
I also found an old muffin wrapper under my carseat. That was pretty gross.
Well that is why I am disgusting.
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