Sexy Hotdog


Dear Chelso Chelso,

This time it was my turn to do the silly picture googling. I am excited to see you again soon! I feel that it has been too long since we have goofed off together and I am so ready. I also loved your multiple choice because I sat there and mulled it over for a while before I went on and read the rest. I am not completely surprised by the answer and I am certain that most things poke her soft underbelly.

I have also crushed another Truth or Dare gum pack again and wanted to answer some important questions it provided here. I also wanted to hear what your answers would be to these very relevant-to-our-lives questions in your next post. I also apologize if any of these questions I have already answered in past #TruthorDare post, I’m hoping I have developed since and that my answers are different.

– What’s a wish you’ve recently made?
I noted the other day that I simply rubbed off a fallen eyelash from my face and did not wish anything upon it nor blow it into the wind afterwards. This must be what it means to grow up. However, I think the last wish I had was for my car loan payment to go through on time so that I wouldn’t get dinged with late fees. Or earlier today I wished for my headache to go away. Wishes do come true.
– “If ___ disappeared from my room, I’d be PISSED.”
I think the only thing that would truly devastate me if it disappeared would be my stuffed animal Bambi. He has been by my side through the thick and thin. I need him in ways I’ll never understand.
– Where would you like to be right now, and why aren’t you there?
I would like to be in my bed curled up and watching castle documentaries while dozing off but I am not because most days I need to work.
– Are you a leader, or a follower?
I like to think that I am both. I can take backseat no problem but if I need to lead I can. I am comfortable in both positions.
– What’s the oddest thing you keep in your car?
In my new car – there is not a lot of space to have things stored away like my old station wagon could. But there’s a weird slot on the driver’s side that I store my chapstick inside, and I always have a blanket in my car and a drumstick. The drumstick might be the weirdest thing and I don’t really have an explanation for it either.
– Who makes you cry the most?
My womanhood.
– If you could live at your parents’ house until you’re married, would you?
It would save so much money… I think I probably would attempt to if I still lived in the same area. Someone to come home to that cooks good meals. But it is also nice living in my own space with my own rules.
– The biggest lie I ever told was ___.
That I had not run the car into the garage when I definitely had. My sister even covered for me – saying that I would never lie. But when she told me this I was like nah I definitely made that dent in the garage. That was me. She was horrified haha.
– What’s your favorite dessert?
My favorite dessert before I was converted into a sad gluten-less person was tiramisu. Which is oddly something that no one likes to create in a gluten free version. So I guess for a while after that point I think my favorite was crème brulee. I have recently discovered that I live near a Picazzos Pizza place (very dangerous to begin with) and it turns out that they have gluten free tiramisu. And it is to die for. I have rekindled the flames with my old favorite. 2nd favorite is apple pie or pumpkin pie – because as you and I both know – why have cake when you could have pie.
– What’s a topic you feel passionate about?
Apparently dessert.
– What do you wish you could change about yourself?
I’m really amused how some of these questions are oddly deep and other ones are very topical. I think if I could change anything about myself it would be that I’d be overall healthier.
– Describe the first time you fell in love through a video on Vine.
I do not have a Vine account so I am going to describe how I first fell in love in a paraphrasing fashion I do best. He was 2 grades ahead of me and the dreamiest man I’d ever seen, with his blond bowl haircut and obsession with grandfather clocks and grand pianos. Went from being good friends with the kid to becoming nervous wreck every time we spoke. Got boobs and became even more confused around him. He moved.
– What’s a lesson you learned the hard way?
I learned that no matter how much time has passed, there’s a 90% chance that someone has remembered whatever horrible/embarrassing event you wish they would forget but will actually forget non-embarrassing moments easily and effortlessly.
– African safari or Antarctic cruise?
Antarctic cruise. I wanna see the whales! And iceburgs!
– Have you ever cheated on someone? Would you do it again?
Yes and no I would not.
– What’s your favorite way to celebrate?
With friends doing something dumb.
– What’s your definition of “adventure?”
Trying something new and attempting to enjoy yourself.

I look forward to your version of these things and I look forward to spending next weekend with you. I hope the chaos has not overwhelmed you yet and that you are surviving.
See you soon.


Questions of Peculiar Importance Meets Chelso Mow

I will answer your questions. That is All.


Would she rather go sky diving or scuba diving?

100% I would rather sky dive, assuming some weirdo is strapped to my back and will do all the heavy lifting for me. I hate the idea of being trapped under water or my lungs exploading if I move to fast. I don’t like the idea of not being able to run away from all the stuff in the ocean. I do not have a phobia of the ocean I just don’t like things with limited escape. Sky diving is over relatively quickly so even though I don’t really have a desire to jump out of plane, I’d pick that one.

If she could have one more gluten meal without any consequence, what would it be?(my last gluten meal) 

I would eat loaves and loaves of fresh baked breads followed by brownies and then more bread. I would miss fresh bread the most. The other stuff I can substitute for other things but fresh baked bread is too important to me to not give a proper good bye.

Is she modern or classic?

This one I don’t have an immediate answer to. I’m too aggressive to be classic but I’m not progressive enough to be modern. I do at times like sleek furniture and often find peace in hotel rooms with this attire but classic can be comfortable. When I think of “modern” and “classic” as it pertains to women, I think of “classic” being a housewife and “modern” being a woman who has a job and doesn’t want children right away. However Classic also tends to go with “classy and respectable” which is important to me but only as far the work place and mutual respect. I am honestly somewhere in between. But if I go off of what I think of then I would say more modern.

Does she like to stay in to watch movies, or go out?

Go out for movies 100%. It is my one true escape in life. It is my biggest hobby and one that I love sharing with people I care about. I have too short of an attention span to watch movies at home. I pause them or end up playing on my phone.

Would she rather feel like she’s constantly about to sneeze for an entire year, or constantly feel like she had an eyelash in her eye for an entire year if she had to have one or the other.

I will take the sneezing because at least when I actually sneeze I will get a moment of relief, and I hate having to squint. I would gouge my eye out.

Now I will raise you five more questions with my own answers.

Are you usually late, right on time, or early?

I am almost always early. I prefer to be there ahead of the game because it takes away the general anxiety that comes with being a person.

What three things do you find the most beautiful?

I would have to say I find the moment when you discover something that may have just been made for you. Sometimes there are those moments where you feel connected to something instantly. For me it was the moment Chris showed me Bookmans in Flagstaff. It had been closed for over a year and I didn’t even know what a Bookmans was. We happened to stumble upon Bookmans on my last day in town before Winter break which happened to be its re grand opening. It was snowing so we ran through the parking lot, smiling through the cold, and when I walked in the entire store was bustling. Filled to the brim with the most unique people I had ever seen. I found my way to the used book section and found a copy of East of Eden from the year I was born. That was the first Christmas present Chris ever gave me. I find moments like that beautiful. Nothing spectacualry beautiful about it but that memory is still rich with awe and did not become jaded when I became a regular there. That memory is pure.

I am also a sucker for the California Coast Line. Particularly up north. I love seeing the redwoods next to the ocean. The cliffs and jagged rocks just do it for me.

Finally, I love a moonless sky in a lightless city. I love seeing all the stars to the point where you can’t see any constellations because the sky is too polluted with stars to follow any patterns.

What is your favorite part of the Human face and why?

I think I would have to say mouths are my favorite. People like eyes, and I like eyes too, but I find that a lot of expression comes from the mouth and how someone reacts to their mouth.  I think it is a good indicator of personality.

What do you think would be the hardest for you to give up?

Coffee. Coffee is love and Coffee is life. It makes me happy and comforts me and quells my sweet cravings when they get out of control. I would be 60% less of who I was if I didn’t have coffee.

What is the last thing you drew a picture of?

The last thing I drew a picture of was a man that resembled a mango.

So those are my questions that I hope to see in your next post!

Also I would like you to admit responsibility for those cinnamon rolls. I told you not to put that much butter on them but you didn’t listen YOU didn’t listen. Those are on you and Paula Deen’s Conscious, Mow.

But wait there’s more! I didn’t feel like doing random pictures this week, but I typed in “cranky catipillar sandwich” for the featured image.

Where in the World is Chelso Chelso


I really love this woman’s face. It creeps me out.

So over the weekend when Aaron saw his parents, they declared that they felt that they didn’t know me well enough. So they proceeded to ask him these questions about me in hopes of knowing more. I found them to be very off the track questions and I hope you are as amused as I was to them.

Would she rather go sky diving or scuba diving?

Aaron picked sky diving for me. I think both would be a mental trip for me. Sky diving has always sounded appealing, but I have a certain fear of jumping off things or having someone push me off a thing. Falling is fine, but the jumping part would mess with me the most. And I am assuming the people don’t have all day to have me look out the plane and think about jumping. Scuba diving would hurt my ears and I hate things under water. But I have snorkled before, and in regards to being able to, I’d probably accept scuba diving more.

If she could have one more gluten meal without any consequence, what would it be?

Aaron wasn’t sure of this one, and I think it would be a massive cinnamon bun, that’s still doughy on the inside and covered in icing. So far I have not found a worthy glutenless replacement, as our attempt at making some failed horribly.

Is she modern or classic?

Aaron said classic, because he tried to imagine me sitting amongst modern furniture and decided he couldn’t see it. I might agree with him. But that’s because I’m not really fond of modern art and I’m an old lady trapped in a young persons body.

Does she like to stay in to watch movies, or go out?

I like to go out because I love love love movie popcorn. I also love their hotdogs.

Would she rather feel like she’s constantly about to sneeze for an entire year, or constantly feel like she had an eyelash in her eye for an entire year if she had to have one or the other.

I chose sneezing. So did Aaron.


So those were the questions they were burning to know. And I laughed really hard at the idea that these would find a pathway into someone’s person. But then I discovered that I really wanted to know other people’s answers to these questions. So dearest Chelso, I would love it if you would also answer these questions for yourself. The gluten one though, I would like to adjust to if you had to have one last glutenous meal before you gave it up for the rest of your life, what would it be?

I look forward to your post!

P.S. – I got the bed I bought from my friend, and Fooby got stuck underneath it. She had to pancake her way out.

2 Truths and a Chelso

Earlier this week, my fellow mow sent me this list of Truths to Answer. I apologize if they were not as in depth as you have hoped but I am super tired and have developed a bad habit for being deliberate. Thank you School. Although, admittedly, aereodynamically, astrological, alphabetically speaking, I am totally having a mild procrastination attack.

Chelso Truth or Dare Truths:

Is there a celebrity you’d break off your current relationship for? Who is it?
    I would most definitely end my relationship for Chris Pratt. I could explain but I know I don’t need to.
Share your most embarrassing guilty pleasure.
My most embarrassing guilty pleasure is the shows I watch. I love trashy tv, my favorite guilty pleasure shows are Total Divas and Pretty Little Liars and of course Say Yes to the Dress
I would never ____.
        Drink and Drive
What do you wish you knew when you were younger?
        That it is totally ok for things not to go as planned, and that there is a possibilityy where things could turn out so much better than you planned for.
What’s under your bed right now?
       A box of beanie babies and a keyboard
What picture on your phone makes you the most happy?
     The picture of my fellow Mow in a hot dog suit holding a hotdog.
What’s your favorite drink?
        Coffee. A cappucino to be exact.
Have you ever deleted a status or pic because it didn’t get enough Likes? What was it about?
     I have actually and it was something passive aggressive that was directed at someone but then I felt stupid because there was a typo in it, so I took it down in shame.
    I also delted someone else post on my wall because I thought they were calling me fat but they were just saying I had a really cool personality that would make a fat person cool… It was mean but not mean to me… I guess?
What are your favorite smells?
        Peppermint, Pumpkin Pie, and Downey Fabric Softener
Fill in the blank: If I could kiss anyone right now, it would be ____.
       Chris Pratt, still thinking about him. Don’t Judge Me.
What one thing would you like to change about the world?
        People wouldn’t be able to fake smile.It is deciving and creepy plus I already can’t, I look like a electrocuted ventriuiliquist doll when I try to smile for pictures. So I feel like everyone should look as hideous as me.
What is at the top of your bucket list?
       Get my tattoo. If I make it through this semester I deserve one.
What were you doing the first time you got goose bumps?
        The first time I can remember was running around in the sprinklers during a summer night and eventually the temperature dropped.
What’s the biggest risk you’ve ever taken?
        The biggest risk I have ever taken is believing that the career I decided for myself when I was 15, is the right one. It has only brought me good things thus far.

So I apologize that that was probably not the epicness that you expected but I will plan in something this week that allows for me to do something worth posting!  But because it makes you happy and gives my brain an outlet I will include some random pictures from the internet. (This is when I type the first thought in my head into google images)

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