Reviewing More Things

Dear Chelso,

Today, sitting on the train I saw a guy that looked like the guy I knew from work get on it to ride to work. I realized that I had seen him many times on the train but because I had only recently met him – I did not realize it until that moment. It seemed like such a fascinating thing to me upon realizing it, but coworkers just tried to make it weird when I attempted to bring it up. I need to join a club that discusses the mildly interesting aspects of coincidences.

As the title would imply, I have a couple of random things to review. I enjoy doing this so I hope you enjoy reading it.

Item: Daiso Lint Remover || Feeling: GOOD


This was a weird purchase when I shopped with you Chelso and I really love this little machine. I remember specifically buying this and thinking that I’d never have a purpose for it because I don’t have lint on my things. WRONG. I apparently have double the amount of lint that I thought I had and have already effortless removed lint from jacket arms, bed sheets, sweaters and pants. I don’t know if you’ve used yours yet, but all the lint rolls itself into a nasty little ball at the end of the process which just adds to its mysticism.

Item: Night In the Woods || Feeling: Holy Mow


In the last couple of months, my roommate and I split the funds to purchase a PS4. If you recall though, my hand is a mess and therefore the conventional games do not really apply to me even though I enjoy watching them. This game, however, is gimp friendly. It’s a small game about a being a cat. You get to jump around and do cat things, and may or may not be a college dropout with the social troubles of daily life. It’s a really fun game that I got really immersed in. Is that because it’s the first game I’ve played in a year or more? Maybe. But it’s also very well written and draws you into the plot easily. It is also easy and great for people with no thumbs. I would honestly highly recommend. Apparently there’s even a version that can be played on the computer, so it is not based on whether or not you own a PS4.

Item: Melatonin || Feeling: Chelso was right


I remember long ago you had me try some of this stuff before we all went to sleep. I had never tried it at the time and thought that it was okay. Nothing incredible, but I also never really had sleeping issues at that time. Now that I’ve developed sleeping issues like the rest of the world, I have purchased my own bottle because Chelso you were so right. I just want to rub in how right you were because you were so right it helps you sleep so well. It’s also apparently gluten free.

On a side note, a coworker of mine try to implicate that my gluten issues may be imaginary.

I expect to have a video from you soon!

Sparkles and Rainbows,



Sexy Hotdog


Dear Chelso Chelso,

This time it was my turn to do the silly picture googling. I am excited to see you again soon! I feel that it has been too long since we have goofed off together and I am so ready. I also loved your multiple choice because I sat there and mulled it over for a while before I went on and read the rest. I am not completely surprised by the answer and I am certain that most things poke her soft underbelly.

I have also crushed another Truth or Dare gum pack again and wanted to answer some important questions it provided here. I also wanted to hear what your answers would be to these very relevant-to-our-lives questions in your next post. I also apologize if any of these questions I have already answered in past #TruthorDare post, I’m hoping I have developed since and that my answers are different.

– What’s a wish you’ve recently made?
I noted the other day that I simply rubbed off a fallen eyelash from my face and did not wish anything upon it nor blow it into the wind afterwards. This must be what it means to grow up. However, I think the last wish I had was for my car loan payment to go through on time so that I wouldn’t get dinged with late fees. Or earlier today I wished for my headache to go away. Wishes do come true.
– “If ___ disappeared from my room, I’d be PISSED.”
I think the only thing that would truly devastate me if it disappeared would be my stuffed animal Bambi. He has been by my side through the thick and thin. I need him in ways I’ll never understand.
– Where would you like to be right now, and why aren’t you there?
I would like to be in my bed curled up and watching castle documentaries while dozing off but I am not because most days I need to work.
– Are you a leader, or a follower?
I like to think that I am both. I can take backseat no problem but if I need to lead I can. I am comfortable in both positions.
– What’s the oddest thing you keep in your car?
In my new car – there is not a lot of space to have things stored away like my old station wagon could. But there’s a weird slot on the driver’s side that I store my chapstick inside, and I always have a blanket in my car and a drumstick. The drumstick might be the weirdest thing and I don’t really have an explanation for it either.
– Who makes you cry the most?
My womanhood.
– If you could live at your parents’ house until you’re married, would you?
It would save so much money… I think I probably would attempt to if I still lived in the same area. Someone to come home to that cooks good meals. But it is also nice living in my own space with my own rules.
– The biggest lie I ever told was ___.
That I had not run the car into the garage when I definitely had. My sister even covered for me – saying that I would never lie. But when she told me this I was like nah I definitely made that dent in the garage. That was me. She was horrified haha.
– What’s your favorite dessert?
My favorite dessert before I was converted into a sad gluten-less person was tiramisu. Which is oddly something that no one likes to create in a gluten free version. So I guess for a while after that point I think my favorite was crème brulee. I have recently discovered that I live near a Picazzos Pizza place (very dangerous to begin with) and it turns out that they have gluten free tiramisu. And it is to die for. I have rekindled the flames with my old favorite. 2nd favorite is apple pie or pumpkin pie – because as you and I both know – why have cake when you could have pie.
– What’s a topic you feel passionate about?
Apparently dessert.
– What do you wish you could change about yourself?
I’m really amused how some of these questions are oddly deep and other ones are very topical. I think if I could change anything about myself it would be that I’d be overall healthier.
– Describe the first time you fell in love through a video on Vine.
I do not have a Vine account so I am going to describe how I first fell in love in a paraphrasing fashion I do best. He was 2 grades ahead of me and the dreamiest man I’d ever seen, with his blond bowl haircut and obsession with grandfather clocks and grand pianos. Went from being good friends with the kid to becoming nervous wreck every time we spoke. Got boobs and became even more confused around him. He moved.
– What’s a lesson you learned the hard way?
I learned that no matter how much time has passed, there’s a 90% chance that someone has remembered whatever horrible/embarrassing event you wish they would forget but will actually forget non-embarrassing moments easily and effortlessly.
– African safari or Antarctic cruise?
Antarctic cruise. I wanna see the whales! And iceburgs!
– Have you ever cheated on someone? Would you do it again?
Yes and no I would not.
– What’s your favorite way to celebrate?
With friends doing something dumb.
– What’s your definition of “adventure?”
Trying something new and attempting to enjoy yourself.

I look forward to your version of these things and I look forward to spending next weekend with you. I hope the chaos has not overwhelmed you yet and that you are surviving.
See you soon.

2 Truths and a Chelso

Earlier this week, my fellow mow sent me this list of Truths to Answer. I apologize if they were not as in depth as you have hoped but I am super tired and have developed a bad habit for being deliberate. Thank you School. Although, admittedly, aereodynamically, astrological, alphabetically speaking, I am totally having a mild procrastination attack.

Chelso Truth or Dare Truths:

Is there a celebrity you’d break off your current relationship for? Who is it?
    I would most definitely end my relationship for Chris Pratt. I could explain but I know I don’t need to.
Share your most embarrassing guilty pleasure.
My most embarrassing guilty pleasure is the shows I watch. I love trashy tv, my favorite guilty pleasure shows are Total Divas and Pretty Little Liars and of course Say Yes to the Dress
I would never ____.
        Drink and Drive
What do you wish you knew when you were younger?
        That it is totally ok for things not to go as planned, and that there is a possibilityy where things could turn out so much better than you planned for.
What’s under your bed right now?
       A box of beanie babies and a keyboard
What picture on your phone makes you the most happy?
     The picture of my fellow Mow in a hot dog suit holding a hotdog.
What’s your favorite drink?
        Coffee. A cappucino to be exact.
Have you ever deleted a status or pic because it didn’t get enough Likes? What was it about?
     I have actually and it was something passive aggressive that was directed at someone but then I felt stupid because there was a typo in it, so I took it down in shame.
    I also delted someone else post on my wall because I thought they were calling me fat but they were just saying I had a really cool personality that would make a fat person cool… It was mean but not mean to me… I guess?
What are your favorite smells?
        Peppermint, Pumpkin Pie, and Downey Fabric Softener
Fill in the blank: If I could kiss anyone right now, it would be ____.
       Chris Pratt, still thinking about him. Don’t Judge Me.
What one thing would you like to change about the world?
        People wouldn’t be able to fake smile.It is deciving and creepy plus I already can’t, I look like a electrocuted ventriuiliquist doll when I try to smile for pictures. So I feel like everyone should look as hideous as me.
What is at the top of your bucket list?
       Get my tattoo. If I make it through this semester I deserve one.
What were you doing the first time you got goose bumps?
        The first time I can remember was running around in the sprinklers during a summer night and eventually the temperature dropped.
What’s the biggest risk you’ve ever taken?
        The biggest risk I have ever taken is believing that the career I decided for myself when I was 15, is the right one. It has only brought me good things thus far.

So I apologize that that was probably not the epicness that you expected but I will plan in something this week that allows for me to do something worth posting!  But because it makes you happy and gives my brain an outlet I will include some random pictures from the internet. (This is when I type the first thought in my head into google images)

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