I Spent Too Long on This

Day in my current life:

On the way to work

I see a lot of stuff

I smell a lot of smells

And I try to look real tough.

My cat used to mow and wake me

Now it’s I to make her rise

To dive in traffic early

Go watch the homeless guys.

I sit and stare at numbers

Crafting stories up for each

I squawk at lots of people

Making friends much like a leech.

I’m scared to be by windows

The glass is thin as paper

An age before double panes –

Not safe in this sky scraper.

Attempting to save money,

But I always want more food

Quiet room and crinkly snack bags –

I like to set the mood.

The awkward of the restrooms

Listen to people sigh

On break I hunt for coffee

To get my caffeine high.

Aggressive elevators

With slamming kind of doors

It shakes and groans in movement

And stops for empty floors.

So homeward bound I go

Brain now made of beans

Eat dinner and stare at cat

Sleep ends my days’¬†routines.

I hope this gives you a peek into my new daily life. I am enjoying the newness and nuances of it and try to see the humor of it all. I also absolutely spent too long making this but I will try to make up for the time sunk cost and post again this week! I am going to go pass out now.

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Chelso Haz Knowledge Noow

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Chelso Chelso Chelso,

So smart and brilliant and beautiful you are! I love hearing about you living the dream. I think I would be blind if I had to read as much as you have been having to. But I work with computers, so just give it some time I’ll still go blind.

I have also been super busy getting used to being an adult with a job. It’s fun being independent but holy moly so much to do! But here are some things that happened since I last posted:

  • cooked up some salmon and was surprised when it turned out well since I accidentally dumped half a cup of spicy mix on it.
  • drank 5 cups of laxative tea in two days to no avail.
  • drank halfway delicious box wine, a thing I though was impossible.
  • panicked briefly because I was worried some flowers my parents sent me to my work for my birthday were from someone creepy.
  • have found you were right about nail shaping, my nails have endured. Chelso mow is always right.
  • Got to see a tabacco pipe that was over 300 years old and was carved out of a tree wood that is now extinct.
  • got bored halfway through a party and took a nap on the persons couch among the festivities.
  • still have the pink toes going in perfect piggy condition.
  • ate, went running in 94 degrees, and threw up next to many couples trying to enjoy their night by the lake.
  • bought a new work shirt that has bunnies all over it(picture above).

I hope you are doing well Chelso! You are a champ that’s all I know. In the meantime I’m double fisting gum in hopes of getting you the truth questions today!